Reason #5,157 Why John McCain Won't Win

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The oratory would just kill us:

"The most important lesson I learned here was that to sustain my self-respect for a lifetime it would be necessary for me to have the honor of serving something greater than my self-interest..."

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

UPDATE: Listening to McCain's words at the MLK Memorial, I'm starting to think his ponderous delivery may make even Dubya look good.

UPDATE II: Holly Yeager is also underwhelmed.