But Obama's an Elitist!

[Dedicated to Frank Rich...]

Facts, schmacks. Obama is an elitist; he can't bowl or drink beer coffee; he jumped from share-cropper in hawaii directly to pampered scion at Columbia without any intervening "middle-class" period.

So what does it matter what the polls say? This guy's got definite problems with whites, blacks, latinos, catholics, jews, muslims.

Obama might as well give up now while he's ahead -- or behind -- or wherever he is. It doesn't matter. He's still a luser to us!